Super Hexagon is buckin’ brilliant! It’s like all your Christmases rolled into one… big hammer that’s being used to cave your skull in by a big man with a goatee! But it’s okay, it’s the FUN kinda skull-caving you used to get, back before hammers were replaced with blow up mallets that come with safety tutorials.

Super Hexagon’s all about avoiding lines of death by holding either the left or right side of your touch device. Lines of death that (I think) are generated by some bad dope beats! I mean bad as in good and dope as in super catchy!

Everything about Super Hexagon is brilliant! Go buy it and have it with you always! I just lasted 17.10 seconds! This is up there with the greatest accomplishments of my life!

BUY IT NOW!